From the Subversive Archaeologist's news ticker and London's Telegraph comes this too-good-to-be-true archaeological claim:
|From the Telegraph November 30, 2012 (Photo: ALAMY)|
This remarkable find finally puts the people's Korea on the geo-political-historical-evolutionary-democratic-anthropological map, squarely above the Republic of Korea, just like it has always been on maps! Indeed, for the better part of a century rumours have alluded to the illustrious Kim Dynasty's own unicorn stables, believed to be hidden cleverly in a vast underground paddock/stable complex in a tunnel straddling the 39th parallel, just inches (on the map) from Seoul, the capital of the ROK.
Not only has this story underscored the perennial importance of the DPRK in the historiography of the Korean peninsula, but it also has direct implications on equid evolution. Unicorns, after all, are the only hoofed animal that romps around on a single hoof. It's long been thought that this was the genetic key to its having had just one horn. What most people don't know about the other equids [horses] is that, like Doberman pinchers and sheep, who have bits lopped off early in life for cosmetic purposes, horses too go through a similar process before they're allowed out of the maternity stall. Thus, rather than having had no horns analogous to that of the unicorn, for about the last fifty million years horses, too, have borne horns, one on either side of the head, just above the eyes.
It is one of the sad realities of vertebrate taphonomy that nary a one of the standard version horse horn has ever been found palaeontologically. This has no doubt made more opaque the veil of misinformation and downright ignorance about true equid morphology.
|An artist's rendering of what most of us will never see...the inferred appearance of an adult horse.|
Already a group of left-leaning American anthropological archaeologists are submitting funding proposals that will enable them to work with their North Korean colleagues in their sub-surface investigations of King Tongmyong's unicorn lair. We all await those results breathlessly. ;-)