I AM BEOWULF! Sort of. But Cooler!

Just. Check. This. Out.
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/usa-viking-ship-discovered-near-mississipi-river/

I'll wait for the 14C dates. But, it's wonderful if it's true!

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